What's in your outhouse?

The outhouse...oh the outhouse is still a frightening place for me. I have clearly been spoiled my entire life by having a toilet. What were my parents thinking?! Meh I don't know but the outhouse has become apart of my everyday life...unfortunately! I think I shall name my outhouse Mordor because...

It's true..you can't.. you have to prepare and bring supplies. It is like a small field trip that you have to go on multiple times a day. At first I was like why wouldn't I just leave the toilet paper in the outhouse? No reason not to, but then I was like hmmm ummm no its gross what if it gets wet? It is going to be cold, can toilet paper freeze? I don't know but probably; so I now have a little toilet bag that I grab. It has TP, baby wipes, a rock to throw at a moose, Clorox wipe, candles, matches, bear spray, band-aids, light snacks in case I get lost... pretty much anything I need plus a lot of unnecessary stuff.

Fun fact- people have to use foam toilet seats or like some kind of knitted sock to go over the seat because sitting on plastic in -40 can result in constipation. Which makes sense because your body is just like nope not at this time...try again later like maybe in spring. Yea its that kind of cold.